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Funny Sayings by Moms

Red lips mouth Yep, funny sayings by Moms....we've heard them from our own moms or have said them ourselves to our own kids. Whether you have redheads or not, you've probably uttered a few of these...
ANY SOUND FAMILIAR!?

...I OWE MY MOTHER...

She taught me to appreciate a job well done:
...."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

She taught me religion:
...."You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

She taught me logic:
...."Because I said so, that's why."

She taught me more logic:
...."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

She taught me foresight:
...."Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

She taught me irony:
...."Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

She taught me about the science of osmosis:
...."Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

She taught me about contortionism:
...."Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

She taught me about stamina:
...."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

She taught me about weather:
...."This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it!"

She taught me about hypocrisy:
...."If I told you once, I've told you a million times! Don't exaggerate!"

She taught me the circle of life:
...."I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

She taught me about envy:
...."There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

She taught me about anticipation:
...."Just wait until we get home!" or "Just wait until your father gets home!"

She taught me about receiving:
...."You are going to get it when you get home!"

She taught me medical science:
...."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

She taught me about behavior modification:
...."Stop acting like your father!"

She taught me about ESP:
...."Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

She taught me humor:
...."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

She taught me how to become and adult:
...."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

She taught me about time travel:
...."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

She taught me genetics:
...."You're just like your father."

She taught me about my roots:
...."Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

She taught me wisdom:
...."When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

She taught me about justice:
...."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
("I Owe My Mother" funny sayings - source unknown)

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