Advantages of Being a Man

There are advantages to being a male or a female. Pros and cons, depending upon your point of view! I always welcome a chuckle or two and thought you'd enjoy these observations....

• A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase
• You know stuff about tanks
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
• You can open all your own jars
• Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind
• You can go to the bathroom without a support group
• You don't have to learn to spell a new last name
  

• You can leave the motel bed unmade
• You can kill your own food
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
• Wedding plans take care of themselves
• Your underwear is $10 for a 3-pack
• If you are 35 and single, nobody notices
• If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend
  

• One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
• You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming or before the cleaning lady shows up
• Car mechanics tell you the truth
• Same work...more pay
• Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
• You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
  

• Wedding dress = $2,000. Tuxedo rental = $75
• You don't mooch off other's desserts
• You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift
• If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends
• You are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
• Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
  

• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades (eyeglasses too!)
• You don't have to shave below your neck
• Your belly usually hides your big hips
• You can "do your nails" with a pocketknife
• You can stand to urinate and not have to sit on public toilet seats
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
• Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45 minutes

-- So, do you have any more "Advantages of Being a Man" you'd like to add? Let me know on my "Contact Me" page and I might post them here as well.

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